Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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