is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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