So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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