she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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