are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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