I wish I could teleport
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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