i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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