fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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