you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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