Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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