She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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