week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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