escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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