like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Randomize
