You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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