I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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