question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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