Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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