I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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