so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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