Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sorry about my life...
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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