The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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