I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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