so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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