Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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