I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it hurts more in the daytime
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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