I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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