Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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