can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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