I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Randomize
