I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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