This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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