So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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