People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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