can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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