Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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