Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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