is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it because I queefed?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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