He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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