he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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