i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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