GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Randomize
