she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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