did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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