For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You can't motorboat a personality
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Randomize
