You really coming over, don't trick.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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