I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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