great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
