love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
