Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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