So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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