So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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