nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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