i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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